From Herald Tribune SW Florida
By Daryl Lease

Early one morning in the Oval Office …

“Good morning, Mr. President.”

“What is it now, Karl?

“Actually, sir –

“Hey! What’s going on here? You’re not Karl!”

“No, sir, it’s Michael — ”

“Security!”

“Brown, sir. Michael Brown, former director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Reporting for duty.”

“I know who the devil you are, Brownie. What are you doing in MY office?”

“Well, Mr. President — ”

“I fired you. Or you quit. Or however we put it. Either way, you’re history. Gone. Vamoosed!”

“Actually, sir, FEMA just extended my employment for another 30 days.”

“Pardon?”

“FEMA just extended my employment for another 30 days.”

“I heard you, Brownie. But you’re not making any sense.”

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